You should contact with me:
you really think I'll be glad you did.
If you think I might not like you, ask yourself why. Is it me or you?
You feel like it (please don't force yourself).
You have good advice for me.
If my "pretentious ass profile" makes you want to smack me. No one smacks me though
You think I have a nice ass on my pictures (specify-it-in-the-Subject-line-tha nk-you).
You know that we will have at least one great moment together, of any kind.
You understand than English is my third language, and I dislike the fact that I don't have a more proficient vocabulary.
You don't mind becoming the inspiration for something good or bad that I do or write.
You're under the influence, or you think I will want you.
You can sponsor me without me becoming your slave.
You want to buy me a drink (of any kind), or have me taste your cooking.
You have a physical essence that can get close enough for me to touch and know that it is real.
You're funny or positively weird.
you don't expect me to regularly spend a lot of time on you, if you live far.
You're not a serial killer or mass murderer(actually, do so, it could be interesting... I might have violent intentions though).
You don't think I'm a condescending prick (it might be a matter of time who knows?).
You won't try to patronize me (if you do, you have to do it naked).
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