This is always difficult. I am wild, intelligent, generous, creative, boring, smiling, swearing, climbinng trees, caring, sailing oceans, drinking water, eating apples, I love challenges and I love children (not only my own), sometimes I stink and sometimes I smell like heaven, I am fiacially very well off and also broke. I am just me.

I am interested in a lot of things: sailing, wine, cooking, nipples, children, skin, cars, closeness, gardening, kissing, redecorating, traditions, religion, pollution, making love, working, thinking, going for walks but not going to hell.

If you vomit when you read the descriptions of me and my hobbies above, then you should definitely not write me back. If you think I am a pervert, you are wrong, but you should still not write back. Actually I am just looking for friends, but if you are slim, have colour (hair, mind, lips, ideas, skin) and you feel a little teased by my profile, or wondering who this person can be and you perhaps feel some kind of vibrations or sensations, you had better wet your pencil......

But before you do so, I want my woman to try to sail. I have retired now and live partly in my sailboat in Croatia for the moment. It is a luxury boat. You do not have to be experienced in sailing, but you must be willing to try it. And I do not want more children of my own. I have four and that is plenty. You can borrow my grandchildren..