I am a very quiet man, read alot, and I am looking for a girlfriend. I cannot promise anything beyond this. I can meet you anywhere and we can go out and do things together. What are your favorite three things to do when you leave your house on a Saturday?

Jack

I am looking for a kind lady who can swim, and make me happy. Do people think you are a very kind person or something else? What do you need to do? Can you cook? Can you clean? Can you smile once a day? But most importantly, can you swim?