I am a real man and I am looking for a faithful, trustworthy to the bone marow wife-friend-soul of family-household and social life. You are feminine not feminist. You see differences between genders as naturally supplementary and supporting each other rather then requiring them to be equalized. You see love as the effortfull way of fusion these differences into internaly supportive and respectfull family. You know that an independence does not exist, particulary within the family which dependents on each other in many different ways and thus progressing towards a merit and a harmony. You are educated and value knowledge and the internal development. You support the notion of early education and are able and willing to have children. You are well organized at home, work and your social life. You like traveling and accept different cultures and customs, .. willing to be my companion on longer trips . You have an artistic flare (painting, drawing, design, …), understand that it would be difficult for you to find a qualified employment and also that I would not expect you to work in a traditional sense. You are a balanced person, tame but not timid, cheerful but tactful, the family lioness with a nice external appearance and beautiful inside your heart. I feel that there is no romantic rhythm in what I have written. Perhaps Pushkin could help …? What would be your choice?<p><b>
Message for the partner:</b> Putting the romantic veil on the side for a moment, … I would ask you to read the above many times before responding. Use your internal judgments, reasoning, deep feelings, perhaps experiences before making this serious step. Please,… no scams nor short term propositions.
<p><b>Egg Test</b>
would like you to engage yourself in the short psychological test I have designed (specifically for you, although I do not know you yet). The purpose of the test is to help us to find the perfect match using this unusual for me (and probably for you as well) internet long distance friendly soul search. Please do not take it too seriously. It might be that one day, … we will be making jokes about it … having eggs for a breakfast. The text in my opinion in some parts would be very difficult (if not impossible without lengthy explanations) to translate to Russian (and for that matter any language) so please do your best, read it and understand it in English. If you will find it necessary consider consulting native English speaker. Probably he/she will laugh a lot … but this is OK. Majority of text however is plain simple with the underlaying morals transcending national and cultural boundaries. So, please select the answer(s) (one or as many as possible coherent ones) addressing the following situation.
<p><b>IMAGINE</b> ..., early morning, you are siting at the table. I approached you, put on the table a glass and broke one fresh egg into it. Then I have asked you:
“Любимая моя, could you drink it please?”
What would be your answer?
A.)Never, it is disgusting.
B.)Are you serious?
C.)I am a civilized creature! My ancestors stopped eating raw eggs 10 million years ago! What about yours …?
D.)I do not know, … I have never tried it before.
E.)Well, … there is always the first time … How do I know …???
F.)Na zdarovie … gulp.... Not bad at all!!!
G.)I can not, I have a migraine today. May be next time …
H.)Where is YOUR’s “drink” my dear? Russian women never drink alone! You should know this.
I.)Chum, I would expect from you … the whole pair!!!
J.)Can I have salt and pepper my dear please?
K.)What!!! I will divorce you!!!
L.)I admire your cooking skill.Is it all you can do?
M.)I am a patriot !!!. I drink only Russian eggs. Is it the Russian one?
N.) Mate, do you want me to lose weight? I know more ~exxxxciting ways to do it!
O.) What a nutritional breakfast!!! …
P.) So, it is the famous English breakfast … I mean, the real “break-fast” !!!
Q.) Do you know that raw eggs could be a source of the deadly salmonella?
R.) Honey, do not bother preparing the breakfast tomorrow. I will take care of it !!!
S.)Do you want poison ME?!
T.)Men always like to test their eggs on us …! You are no different!!!
U.)Hygiene first! Do you wash eggs first my dear?
V.)Honey, did you lose your job?
W.)Oh, I can not wait for your super supper tonight, my darling. I will be so hungry ….
X.)You do not have a steam to poach it, do you?
Y.)Can I have one more please? I like to have whole pair of raw eggs per serve … cooked? … it’s a different matter.
Z.)Could you bit it first … with plenty of sugar please?
AA.)Do you think … this is what Russian woman wants …?
BB.)Stuff yourself with this egg!!! I am out!!!
CC.)You did not think about my cholesterol level, did you?
DD.)Well,.. one egg is on the table … I wonder … What next ?!
EE.)I am not thirsty. You can have it !!!
FF.)What do you want me to sing after, my dear?
GG.)Is it (da Vinci) a secret code? No I am not Mary Magdalene, … well probably not … but could be …
HH.)You do not think my hairs are too brittle, do you?
II.)Women through millennia have asked themselves “Who was the first - man or an egg?”. I know the answer now!!!
JJ.)So wonderful breakfast!!! We should share it !!!
KK.)… or perhaps you might have a different answer …
С уважением MichaelT
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