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Well, let me see, to start... As a friend I'm a very nice person, sincere, funny, I'm always in good mood, I'll invite you to parties, I'll call you to watch a movie, to play sports, I'll walk with your dog, take care of your little gold fish, I''ll lend you my things, i'll keep your secrets and tell you mine, I'll play with you, tell you jokes, I'll invite you to eat a giant pizza and I'll always be close when you need me... In other words, it's very nice to have a friend like me... Now, as an enemy, you're in a very bad situation, because I'm boring, vengeful, I'm always in bad mood, I'll think in ways to destroy your life, I'll order 50 pizzas to deliver in your house in your name, I'll make compromising compositions with your pictures and put in the internet, I'll find your weak spot and explore it, I'll send you bomb letters, I'll make holes in your car's tyres, I'll play guitar at 02 AM in front of your house, I'll camp in your backyard and eat your lunch before you do it... In other words, it is very bad to have an enemy like me... And after all this, if you didn't believe in the things you've just read, just talk to me and know me better =P...
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