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" I`m a bastard of a man " ... !!!

I`m not going to write a long winded essay on how wonderful i am .. !! because `im not !!!

On Sunday`s after i finish wrestling crocodile`s , i like to watch football , so please dont stand in front of the TV .

I like to have the weeks dinner menu submitted by Saturday , for my approval !

OK .... i`m joking !! ....... " so put down the knife !!

I think bad things about people who walk across a crosswalk and make me stop in my car . I hate my neighbours cat .
Most woman who see me coming , ask themselves whether they should run , or just not make any sudden movements ....)
But when they talk to me , they realise that i am just a fluffy ball of love , who is filled with sincerity , empathy and has a deep understanding not only about himself , but life in general and thinks honesty is the basis for everything .

Even though i sold my x wife to an Arab slave trader , and bought a cordless drill with the money , i still believe in love being life long . They say that you only truly love once .. !! " well i hope they are wrong "
I am tired of endless " blah blah blah " letters . If you are not genuine , you like to write letters to half the world , or you are a Nigerian school boy who should be doing his homework , then there is no need for us to communicate .
I am not scared of the language barrier , if you are , then why are you here ?

I say what i mean and mean what i say and i love deeply .I will not promise you the world and then give you an atlas !
Be my queen and in return i shall be your king .
Give me a reason to call a taxi to the airport !!!

I look for a lady who is soft , and tender . A lady with a calm nature who is easy going when it doesnt matter and is not , when it does matter .
A lady who is not obsessed with her own breast`s and can spend a day without a hair brush

I dont look for a sex goddess or a trophy wife , i look for a mind and the thoughts and inclinations within .

A woman who will explore the possibility with one man at a time , its not a car yard .