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There is a wondrous world of discovery and...umm... wonders waiting for you and it's all just a mouse click away! Journey with me to- Ahh, really I'm a simple guy. I appreciate little things like green grass. Probably because I'm from the desert... I wonder at simple things, like how animals know when an earthquake is coming. I have the ability to see through convolution, like the "Crime of the Century" 2008 financial meltdown, and sometimes I wish the courtship process was also simple. Like arranged marriages, which have a lower divorce rate. Or, the biological phenomenon of "MHC compatibility"; I would just let the girl smell me, and we go on about our business from there! Or maybe let the good ol' Zodiac guide me. There could be thousands of years of wisdom in that! Plus, there is even a handy Zodiac compatibility meter on this site! It says I am... wait, it says I'm timid, with a fragile disposition and prone to mood swings. CHTO!? TAKAYA FIGNYA!!! I AM THE MOST URAVNOVESHENNYI PERSON EVER! Aarrrrghh... Maybe I will just take a girl out, not say a word to her all night, and if she stays anyway, then she is the one! ... A full night of awkward silence, how does that sound, ladies? Sign up now! Seriously though, I like to watch Max Keiser on "Russia Today", and I love a band called "lush". Even the word lush. Like Alushta. Hmm...
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