I enjoy sailing, fixed-gear bicycle racing, lawn jarts, and rhythmic gymnastics. I was recently on a dating game, in which I responded with this: "Bachelor #2; if I were a popsicle, what would you do to me?" In which I replied: "Well first, I'd take off your wrapper, if you know what I mean. Then, I'd grad a hold of your sticks, if you know what I mean. Next, I'd give you a loong lick, right down the middle, if you know what I mean. And then, oh then, I'd...break you in half and put half of you in the freezer for later, if you know what I mean."
Ideal match description:
Someone who can tell me a joke that makes we want to roll on the floor laughing. I find entertainment in the small things in life, and so should you! You should love to dance, love life, and will crawl into bed at the end of the night with no regrets, feeling completely fulfilled. Is that too much to ask from anyone?