I enjoy sailing, fixed-gear bicycle racing, lawn jarts, and rhythmic gymnastics. I was recently on a dating game, in which I responded with this: "Bachelor #2; if I were a popsicle, what would you do to me?" In which I replied: "Well first, I'd take off your wrapper, if you know what I mean. Then, I'd grad a hold of your sticks, if you know what I mean. Next, I'd give you a loong lick, right down the middle, if you know what I mean. And then, oh then, I'd...break you in half and put half of you in the freezer for later, if you know what I mean." 😉
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