If you want a lover

Ill do anything you ask me to

And if you want another kind of love

Ill wear a mask for you

If you want a partner

Take my hand

Or if you want to strike me down in anger

Here I stand

Im your man

If you want a boxer

I will step into the ring for you

And if you want a doctor

Ill examine every inch of you

If you want a driver

Climb inside

Or if you want to take me for a ride

You know you can

Im your man

Ah, the moons too bright

The chains too tight

The beast wont go to sleep

Ive been running through these promises to you

That I made and I could not keep

Ah but a man never got a woman back

Not by begging on his knees

Or Id crawl to you baby

And Id fall at your feet

And Id howl at your beauty

Like a dog in heat

And Id claw at your heart

And Id tear at your sheet

Id say please, please

Im your man

And if youve got to sleep

A moment on the road

I will steer for you

And if you want to work the street alone

Ill disappear for you

If you want a father for your child

Or only want to walk with me a while

Across the sand

Im your man

If you want a lover

Ill do anything you ask me to

And if you want another kind of love

Ill wear a mask for you

You should contact with me:
you really think I'll be glad you did.

If you think I might not like you, ask yourself why. Is it me or you?

You feel like it (please don't force yourself).

You have good advice for me.

If my "pretentious ass profile" makes you want to smack me. No one smacks me though

You think I have a nice ass on my pictures (specify-it-in-the-Subject-line-tha nk-you).

You know that we will have at least one great moment together, of any kind.

You understand than English is my third language, and I dislike the fact that I don't have a more proficient vocabulary.

You don't mind becoming the inspiration for something good or bad that I do or write.

You're under the influence, or you think I will want you.

You can sponsor me without me becoming your slave.

You want to buy me a drink (of any kind), or have me taste your cooking.

You have a physical essence that can get close enough for me to touch and know that it is real.

You're funny or positively weird.

you don't expect me to regularly spend a lot of time on you, if you live far.

You're not a serial killer or mass murderer(actually, do so, it could be interesting... I might have violent intentions though).

You don't think I'm a condescending prick (it might be a matter of time who knows?).

You won't try to patronize me (if you do, you have to do it naked).