Finished up a computer science degree in May. I hang out, go to bars/clubs and all that good stuff.

I won't lie, I am looking for nice girls to hang out with. SO you need to give me crap for no reason and use sex as a means to get me to do things for you. You must have daddy issues, cry during sex, and eat constantly when you are upset. Getting angry and throwing things at me as well as constantly making fun of others to make yourself feel better are both huge plusses.

Im really cheap so when we hang out, you must drive. I whine a lot and have no goals for myself. Currently I work as assistant to a backseat trucker's manager. This means I'm on the road a lot and won't have time to hang out. I also occasionally wrestle with rock lobsters.. and usually lose.

Seriously though, just be real with me and I will be with you. drop a message if you actually want to have FUN. Don't worry, I'll only make fun of you a few times. More if you smell funny.

Let the games begin