beautiful body just waiting for you took me many years to get a body of this size just waiting on the right lady to sexual abuse it for the beauty i will i will remember.hi babes
love travel love the sunshine want to meet its now possible meet half way flights now available from Moscow to Alicante Spain let the party begin lol
into football rugby gaelic
anything that evolves BALLS
MEN IN THEIR 20s PLAY FOOTBALL
MEN IN THEIR 30s PLAY CRICKET
MEN IN THEIR 40s PLAY SNNOOKER
MEN IN THEIR 50s PLAY GOLF
SEE A SEQUENCE HAVE YOU NOTICED AS MEN GETS OLDER THE SMALLER THEIR BALLS BECOME
HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO OPEN A BOTTLE OF BEER NONE
IT SHOULD BE OPEN BY THE MISSUS WHEN SHE BRINGS IT TO YOU
LOVE A GAME OF POOL OVER A COLD BEER
JACK AND JILL WERE PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK
JILL SAYS TO JACK IF U FIND ME
YOU CAN PULL DOWN MY KNICKERS
LICK MY FANNY AND FUCK ME UP THE ARSE
AND IF YOU CANT
ILL BE IN THE SHED
KEEP ON SMILING LOL HIGH SEX DRIVE NEED IT 6 TO 10 TIMES A DAY XXXXXXXXXXXXX SAINSBURY CAR PARK SCAM - BEWARE!
Sainsbury's car park . Please BE WARNED! Over the last month I have become a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam whilst out shopping.
Simply dropping into Sainsbury's supermarket down the Strand Road for a bit of shopping turned out to be quite an experience. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends! Here's how the scam works:
Two very good-looking 20-21 year-old girls of eastern European origin come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen, their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T- shirts. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead they ask you for a lift to another supermarket, in my case, Tesco's, Lisnagelvin. You agree and they both get in the back seat.
On the way there, they start undressing, until both are completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!
I had my wallet stolen on October 4th, 9th,10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th and 29th. Also on November 1st, 4th, 6th, 9th and 10th and twice yesterday. So please warn all the men you know to be on the lookout for this scam.
The best times seem to be just before lunch and about 4:30 in the afternoon.
P.S. The market stalls up the town has cheap wallets on sale for £1.99 each but Poundland do them too
Ideal match description:
intellectual good communicator strong desireable sexy good looking lady that can earn her way in this world thats willing to settle with a gentleman who told him that