I like fast Moscow taxis, Christmas music, and I like to belly dance, cinema but just cartoons, shopping...mostly for beer, traveling (to the nearest fridge) and most of all attention from a fine lady.
OK seriously now, my mother tells me that I'm a great guy. I also have good teeth and nice shoes
Ideal match description:
So, I’m looking for a real woman (no men in woman's dress please), sexy, but beautiful on the inside and clever with a great sense of humor. If you lie to me, no problem, just tell me I'm fantastic and everything will be cool!
You must like open communication (talk sexy to me baby), and have similar interests: watching sports on TV, excessive drinking, chain smoking and fighting in bars (not true) .
And you must know how to take good care of your man. Translation: Feed me, clean up and don't ask me for anything expensive OK, I'm making jokes again...
I want a pretty lady with a brain (IQ over 70) and most importantly, you must find a way to laugh at my stupid jokes...no exceptions! If you meet my qualifications and agree to my terms, MAYBE I'll like you.
My languages skills:
English: I am advanced in every skill Spanish: I can read and write but can't speak yet Russian: I can read and write with a dictionary but can't speak