I like fast Moscow taxis, Christmas music, and I like to belly dance, cinema but just cartoons, shopping...mostly for beer, traveling (to the nearest fridge) and most of all attention from a fine lady.

OK seriously now, my mother tells me that I'm a great guy. 😉 I also have good teeth and nice shoes 😃

So, I’m looking for a real woman (no men in woman's dress please), sexy, but beautiful on the inside and clever with a great sense of humor. If you lie to me, no problem, just tell me I'm fantastic and everything will be cool! 😃

You must like open communication (talk sexy to me baby), and have similar interests: watching sports on TV, excessive drinking, chain smoking and fighting in bars (not true) 😉.

And you must know how to take good care of your man. Translation: Feed me, clean up and don't ask me for anything expensive 😉 OK, I'm making jokes again...

I want a pretty lady with a brain (IQ over 70) and most importantly, you must find a way to laugh at my stupid jokes...no exceptions! If you meet my qualifications and agree to my terms, MAYBE I'll like you.