Me Chinese, me play joke, me put pee pee in your coke!
Jan Ne Ka Sun was a funny man
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich.
He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead.
As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey, man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"
The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:
A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.
Ideal match description:
My languages skills:
English: I am advanced in every skill Cantonese: I can read and write with a dictionary but can't speak Icelandic: I can read and write but can't speak yet