What an oddball!!Nobody would ever call me ordinary,dull or unexciting!!I am quirky,zany,wild and wacky individual with a very personal and quite unique way of behaving and dressing.Although I stand out in the crowd,I am definately not alone in it.My social conscience is large,my ideals are high and my heart is big!I am interesting to be with and great company!!!

I have a special affinity with children - mainly because I am like one myself!!I enjoy dancing,singing, play acting, showing off,taking risks and having adventures.

I want my partner to be firm but flexible,loyal but unpredictable,contrary but logical,patient but not a pushover,zany but wordly-wise. It would also help if you had a body of a top model, the brains of a nobel prize winner and the sexual appetite of a bunny rabbit on viagra!! Someone who will puncture my pomposity,humour my arrogance, sweetly patronise my pig headedness and love me for the big teddybear I really am - beneath that stuffy facade! Capricorn,Libran or Gemini would suit the long lasting marriage i deeply desire!!! 😉

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If your photos have naked or barely little clothes i am not interested in you or your profile!! You wouldn;t turn up to our first date in your bikini - would you??
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